Here's what id do if i had 30 days:
(1) Before the 30 days started, id have 6 months of planning in order to execute (3) - see below.
(2) Once the 30 days had started, for 29 of those days id be fucking as much as possible. Id also be eating pizza and pasta and smoking cannabis and drinking and basically have a brilliant time of things. Mostly though, id be under the sheets humping.
(3) On the last day, owing to the planning that i had done (see item 1), I would be at a rally listening to George Dubya Bush live, rambling on. At the key moment, id raise my pistol and shoot him in the head and watch him fall off the canvas - for the good of all humanity. Well, im dead tommorrow.
__________________
"In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth is a Revolutionary Act." - George Orwell
|