Originally Posted by wootpr0n

Pit Bulls are the most agressive, but because of various regulations, they are the least common. And also, people who own pit bulls know that their dogs are agressive so they put muzzles on them and don't take them outside.

But the other dumb wiener dogs look like they can't do anything, so people leave them in the yard and buy lots of them. So that is why you are more likely to get bit by a wiener dog.

If I got bit by a wiener dog, I would barbecue it and feed it to another wiener dog!