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Johnny's Little Sister:

Little Joanie came home from school with a smile on her
face and told her
mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today!'

Before the mother could raise a concern, Joanie went on to
say, 'It reminded
me of a peanut.'

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Joanie's Mom asked,
'Really small, was it?'

Joanie replied, 'No... salty!'

Mom fainted