-Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
-That's what you think. Last night I fucked your wife.
-Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
-She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' motherfucker with a hat.
-Oh, you're real cool for somebody who's about to take a bullet.
-After fucking your wife I'll take two.
-All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
-Yeah, that's what your wife said.
-Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
-Ask me how fat she is.
-Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
-She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
