I need to get more vocal on here and get to know a lot of you better, so here's one I just heard last night to lighten the mood a bit...
A man goes into the doctor for his normal check-up.
the doctor gets half way through the exam and says... "sir, you have to stop masterbating"
the man says "why doc"?
Doctor: "because I'm trying to give you an exam here"
This was hilarious at the bar, maybe a little alcohol involved
Nick