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Old 07-07-2008, 03:53 PM  
Porno Dan
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Originally Posted by Big_D View Post
Oh man, this should be fun to get buried (in the projectile vomit you guys are gonna emit).


"My Education in Drinking"

4 Years in the Navy
4 Years Drunk Shaming others at Uconn
1 Year of Daily Drinking in Thailand
1 Year of Daily Drinking in Romania
1 Month of getting welcomed home in CT, (UConn Area)

plus i have the ability to take a 16oz beer to the face in less than 2 seconds

again, this should be fun.
Drinking experience - you dare to talk about drinking experience to me my young lad.

I started my binge drinking in 1985 - how old were you in 1985
Interfraternity Council President at George Mason University impeached for various violations of University conduct, "making sex tapes with sorority girls"
Lived in Las Vegas - 1993-1995 the city that never sleeps, met the man who doesn't need sleep
Dewey Beach 1995-1999 there every weekend, I would routinely go 72 hours on b..w and booze again no sleep
Washington DC - 1995-2005 My exploits are still told in every club in the city
Baltimore 2005-2007 Ran and owned my bar, I didn't have a sober day in 2 years
Los Angeles 2007 - Present - Hands down throw the best and wildest parties in the adult industry
I feel sorry for you and your partner the little emotional train wreck

Oh and by the way I the slowest member on our team!
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