03-05-2003, 03:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Canada
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Originally posted by Carrie
Milk bags in my pants.
Okay, so OTHER than the huge industrial-sized milk bags that they use in college cafeterias in the big silver boxes that have that funky white tube attached to.. I have never heard of this or seen it before.
Let me get this straight. You have a bowl of cereal. You yank a BAG of milk out of the fridge and... poke a hole in it? That bag looks pretty full... how do you poke a hole in it without it summarily squirting milk all over the counter? (Bags of liquid tend to like to flatten as quickly as possible when pierced.)
So now you've got what's left of your bag of milk, and a big fucking mess you've got to clean up on the counter. You use the hole in the bag to squirt some milk onto your cereal.
Then what?
Throw the rest away? Because if you just set it back into the fridge, it will again do that thing where it tries to flatten itself immediately through its new spiffy vent hole.
Let's say you pour it into some other kind of container, and then put that container in the fridge. Then you go clean up your spilled milk (hopefully without crying over it, groan), and toddle off to eat your now soggy cereal.
Jesus, it's now taken you five freaking minutes to put some damn milk on your cereal when you could've just opened up a carton (or jug), poured the milk on, and put it back in less than 15 seconds.
There is a reason some countries are ahead of other countries. Like it or not, the truths like this one are out there.
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You can get a little container thing that holds the milk bag. It's really quite remarkable. |
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