Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele

Back when I used to bartend we had a guy on our deck that was so fucked up on something that he pulled out his dick and started jerking off. The deck was packed and he had no idea where he was or what he was doing.
They kicked him out and had to call the cops because he kept trying to pull his dick back out while sitting in front of the bar. The cops called the paramedics because no one wanted to touch them. "Please sir put your penis back in your pants" LOL