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I just had an AMAZING idea. Imagine carpooling for a blowjob. You'd pick her up at her trailer, take the HOV lane and speed through morning traffic with your cockandballs in her mouth waving to the traffic cameras as you breeze on into the city.
It saves money, the environment, time, and makes everyone happy. If only it weren't considered prostitution.
I believe it was the great philosopher Juan Valdez who said, "Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free." Today, truer words are rarely spoken.
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