I showed my wife Hal's Statue of Porn Liberty photo and she said she didn't understand why he's holding a back massager.
I explained that it is a favorite sex toy for many women in the adult biz, and she kind of freaked for a moment.
At that point I realized she thought that meant they put it inside - she was quite relieved when I told her that it's for external use only.
My wife isn't involved at all in my adult biz, therefore I don't think I'll tell her about Fucking Machines...
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