TheFLY

I've given up on most of this train of thought... but I'll take a stab for fun...

Essentially there is a God force, the apriori (origin) of all the objective/subjective (shit/stuff)... There's only one way that shit can happen (look at history, and in 1 billion years, there still is only 1 history) -- no parallel universe stuff... It's based on God's love... God has infinitely expanding love (ex: life) and requires the love of an infinitely expanding number of born souls (God needs infinite Love of course!) -- hence oxygenated planets, space travel, reproduction, Olsen Twins like Pringles, etc. All the survival, destruction, herpies, tials, tribulations, seasons (barriers to expansion) -- just God's pimp hand entertainment -- why would a God make a line expand or a dick expand (too easy) -- stands to reason God is going to be infinitely complex, funny, loving, entertaining, etc. (like any good lover times infinite) -- and God has PMS too so that's why you suffer -- in order for us to recognize God's pimp hand, there had to be some barrier to entry (He's not a slut) -- once you a God-ho, your get insider access to pimp handedness (ie: will power, awareness, Crouching Tiger) -- you intermingle with the expansion of creation at all times... Don't be like Mulder, you can't fight the future.