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Originally Posted by faze
you really want help? here you go:
limp towards the ticket/help/baggage checking counter and say the following:
"hey, i don't want to be a bother, but i can hardly walk, i have a plastic pole in my leg from a car accident. i can't stand for long periods of time, so standing in that line is kind of bothersome."
what happens next?
they radio for someone to walk up with a wheelchair and they wheel you past the security line.
i have done this twice. the last two times in a row i've flown actually. works like a charm.
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so anyway they will wheel you past everyone, as they do with crippled people, usually down the same private line flight attendants and pilots walk through.
the last time i did it, after i got through security, they had arranged for someone on one of those golf cart looking things to pick me up.
it worked out flawlessly. by the time i arrived to my gate my plane was already boarding.
i recommend everybody exploits this trick. it was initially taught to me by egod, minutes before him pulling it off live on webcam for me. i literally saw the person behind him pushing him down the private line in a wheelchair through his laptop webcam. ever since then i've been hooked.
do that shit juicy.