Originally Posted by SilentKnight

My favorite hobby is each spring I make a trip down to the Great Whirlpool (downriver from Niagara Falls) and use a large net to scoop up as many dead squirrels floating in the debris eddy as we can find.

We take'em back to the shop, dry them off with paper towels and a hair dryer, glue them to tree branches (also rescued from the whirlpool) - then sell'em as souvenirs to tourists in Niagara Falls.

We advertise them as "Squirrels That Have Gone Over The Falls Without a Barrel" - and they sell like hotcakes. Tourists snap them up like crazy!