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Originally Posted by StuartD
We all stalk him. Except rather than going to where he is, we all just wait for him to come to us and post about himself. 
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sorry it took me so long!
i am a shaved mofo, spikey hair GATOR FUCKING SHOES.
this is how it works:
1. girls looks at my face from far likes what she sees, walks up
2. looks at my GATOR pimpin shoes
3. looks at my crotch likes what she sees
4. makes her way up notices my broad shoulders can see im a strong guy
5. checks out my eyes and realizes she can fall in love with me
ladies i love you all, you ever need someone to be there for you, someone to listen to you, someone to care, Meta cares, never be afraid to hit me up, i will listen to you and care about you, and i mean that.