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Tuesday's Joke
One day little Johnny came home from school and asked his mum about courting. Flustered, she replied, "Tonight go watch your sister when she comes home with her boyfriend. Thats courting."
The next day, Johnny tells his mother what happened. "Well, Sis and her boyfriend came home last night and sat on the couch. They started kissing and stuff and I think sis was getting sick because she kept making faces. Her boyfriend must have thought so to, because he started feeling for her heartbeat like the doc.
He wasnt as good as the Dr. though, he missed an awful lot. Thats when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis said she was really hot. Then her boyfriend ripped off her blouse and bra, and I saw why he couldnt get to her heart, there were these big bumps on her chest!
He then rips off her skirt and undies and she has grown a lot of hair there, she should clean it more often. I guess her boyfriend thought so to because he started sucking there, licking and using his fingers. Then sis yelled out to God and unzipped her boyfriends pants. This big snake jumped out and sis started to try and bite its head off. She stopped trying and then it squirted all over the couch.
Then sis took off his pants and sat on the snake, I think they were trying to squish it. Sis started to bounce up and down on it. She said it was nearly as big as Daddys! Suddenly, she stopped and said she wasnt on anything, but her boyfriend said it was too late. They had both cum.
So, did I explain it right?"
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