Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

i saw a comedian do a skit about this . heres what she should do

Go to the grocery store , get a turkey neck , cover it in ketchup , stick in back of fridge.

Wait until boyrfriend is asleep then place turkey neck on his stomach. Make sure you are holding a long butchers knife, then punch him in the groin and start screaming to wake him up. ( scream , " i just couldnt take it anymore" ) , p.s. film it for youtube please