Originally Posted by Pleasurepays

(writes about himself on behalf of the "company")

"XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players is very excited to welcome Unemployable Nomad on board. He brings to the company, 3 months of well rounded industry experience and we are very lucky and excited to have him working with us and expect only great things in the future. When asked about this opportunity, Unemployable Nomad replied "I am confident that our new scratch and sniff internet porn for mobile phones users in 3 small villages in South Western Moldova is going to take that market by storm and I couldn't ask for a better company to be bringing my super genius ideas to fruition and that are positioned better to make this project a great success"

3 months later

"To all my friends and associates, today I am parting ways with XXX Pimp Porn Cash Bucks Players to pursue my own ventures. it was just time to move on and do my own thing. The parting is amicable and they are a great bunch of guys, running a great program. Stand up.. top notch. All the way. No drama here. I love them. No, i wasn't fired. Not sure where that rumor came from. I have some really great projects that I am working on and that I am extremely excited about, so stay tuned for some really amazing announcements. If you need to contact me, please use my usual hotmail address"