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Originally Posted by justinsain
A long time ago a friend and I rented a house and one night he came home real late and woke me up to help him find something. We had both been out at the bars and I had come home before him. After we found his stuff he jumped in the bathroom. After a long night of drinking I had to pee really really bad so I stepped out the front door and went to pissing on the front lawn.
It was very cool that night and my pee was steaming so to pass the time I tried to see if I could write my name in pee. After doing that I tried to see how high I could pee. This went on for what seemed like five minutes. You know how a drunk pee can be.
After finally finishing I turned around while zipping up and noticed that there was a girl sitting in my roomate's car in the driveway waiting for him to come back out. I was too drunk to be embarrassed but she sure got an eye full  |
I had the same thing happen to me! Well... almost the same. I was out at The Spit drinking some beers with my same waterskiing buddy in his truck and had to pee REALLY badly. There was a stand-alone restroom out at the end of the spit, but it was almost dark and I refuse to go into one of those places at night by myself. So I went behind the building and squatted over a log. When I was done, I stood up and tripped over the log before I could pull up my pants... bare ass in the air... and when I got back up and pulled my pants up, I glanced down the other way and saw a guy sitting on another log about 20 feet from me just staring at me. I didn't even think to look for other people first since there were no other cars at that end.
That wasn't so much of an embarrassment though as just a funny drunken mistake.