A long time ago a friend and I rented a house and one night he came home real late and woke me up to help him find something. We had both been out at the bars and I had come home before him. After we found his stuff he jumped in the bathroom. After a long night of drinking I had to pee really really bad so I stepped out the front door and went to pissing on the front lawn.
It was very cool that night and my pee was steaming so to pass the time I tried to see if I could write my name in pee. After doing that I tried to see how high I could pee. This went on for what seemed like five minutes. You know how a drunk pee can be.
After finally finishing I turned around while zipping up and noticed that there was a girl sitting in my roomate's car in the driveway waiting for him to come back out. I was too drunk to be embarrassed but she sure got an eye full
