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I had this NASCAR poster that I was collecting autographs on and Michael Waltrip that drives the #55 NAPA car was appearing at the Outback Steakhouse near me so I went down to see if he would sign it.
I keep the poster rolled up untill I need it so to protect it and make it easier to sign I placed it in an old frame that had one of those naked Playboy Playmate posters in it. The glass was off so he could sign and the frame held it over the Playmate.
When I got to the Outback it turned out this wasn't a public appearence by the driver and he was there to see all the Outback V.I.P.s that sponsor his car. Someone in charge explained to me what was going on and if I waited by the door she would have the driver come over and sign for me.
The place was packed to the max and the driver was standing inside by the door and EVERYONE was facing him while he talked. I was standing about 8' behind him in the entry way.
So I'm standing there holding up my poster in front of me when the NASCAR poster slips out the bottom of the frame and on to the floor.
Now I'm standing there hold a poster of a naked Playmate and everyone burst out laughing. The driver had no clue what was so funny untill he turned around and saw me still standing there holding up the naked poster. His jaw dropped and he was like WTF!
I slowly picked up my poster off the floor and slowly backed out the door in a comical way. I could hear them still laughing as I got in my car.
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