An 80yr old virgin lady goes to the doctor saying she had an itch in the crotch area. Doctor says sorry mrs, but you have crabs!
She says but i cant have crabs! Im a virgin! and goes for a second opinion ...
second doctor says "well its confirmed, you do indeed have crabs!"
she says "thats impossible! Im a virgin!" and goes for third opinion.
Third doctor says "well i have good news and bad news. Bad news is you do not have crabs. Bad news is that your cherry rotted and you now have fruit flies"
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