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Old 06-07-2008, 12:28 PM  
Zorgman
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Location: Sydney, Australia
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Never been short, even as a kid I was fucken tall.

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10 things I hate about being 6f4" tall.

1. Shoes - Size 18 comes with the height. Have to import from USA to australia.
2. Cloths, most of my suites I have to get special made or go to MrBig
3. Can NEVER get lost in a group of people. Im spotted from a mile away.
4. When I get on a trail I have to duck.
5. Getting into a KING size bed and my feet still hang off the edge.
6. Everyone expects that you can punch everyone the fuck out. Im a programmer for god sake, the only muslces I use are the ones in my fingers.
7. No leg room when sitting on a plane
8. When ever you get in someone car you put the seat back so you squash the person in the back seat. WARNING: Don't sit behind me!
9. When walking up stairs only the front part of my foot is on the step. Walking down stairs is a real bitch.
10. I can't dance, I trip over myself.
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