Wow, this thread got better and better.
You'd think there are armed posses of women scouring the United States forcing men to impregnate them. If you don't want to pay for a child, then it's fairly easy to figure out a solution for avoiding it. But I realize how offensive personal responsibility is to some.
We're not going to sneak into your bedroom at night and siphon the sperm out of you against your will. Honest.
(for free, anyway)