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Old 06-04-2008, 10:21 AM  
F-U-Jimmy
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Fuck the fax spammers

Here's what i used to do in the UK to fix assholes who fax spammed my companies,

First get 4 sheets of std letter paper depending on your fax machine you may need more.

Get some 2 inch clear tape and tape all the sheets in a line , end to end leaving a 1 inch gap between each sheet. You will have to tape both sides as the clear tape in the gap will be sticky!!

Next write a message on the sheets, i used to write something very adult like "Fuck Off You Cunts!" feed the end of the first sheet into your fax until it starts to come out the other end of the machine then fix the other end of you paper line to this end, giving you a circle of paper with 1 inch gaps between each sheet. Dial the Spammers # if you have it and start sending.. ( as long as your circle of paper is straight it will keep going and going like the energizer bunny). When they get to work they will find a pile of all their paper on the floor with your message on it.

Remember to disable your machine ID or they will have your fax # and know where it came from, This only works if you leave gaps between each sheet!!!
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