proof that AOL is on crack
ok so i changed banks a while back, and forgot to update my billing info with AOL. (yes i have aol, shut up)
today i tried to login & my account is invalid. so i call em up & some nice lady says i owe $69. big deal. i asked why i wasnt notified that my billing info was out of date, cuz u know im a busy guy and i cant remember this kinda trivial shit. (not realy but wutever)
shes says "we use popup windows to alert you when you sign on that your account needs to be updated"
*me in disbelief*
popup windows? wtf. those dont even get a chance to load... i close those bitches out faster than they can come up. aol is known for bombarding its members with windows upon signon... so... fuck that shit. what ever happened to email? even a damn snail mail letter...
of course i explained to her in detail that popups were a stupid way of doing anything other than advertising & annoying aol members to the point of insanity, because most porn webmasters use them, but secretly hate them, and dont give the windows a chance to load...
*her in disbelief*
"did you say... porn webmaster sir?"....
"yes i did, now turn my fucking account back on so i can update my shit. "
2 minutes later i was online.
god bless steve case.
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