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Originally posted by FATPad
Cleanliness is next to godliness. Clean your house once a week and your treasures will be safe from moths and rust. If a vile thief tries stealing your treasure, beat him to death with your Holy Bat Of Divine Justice and feed him to your guard dogs as a treat. - FATPad 1:2
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Behold, children are a blessing from the Lord. The fruit of the womb is a reward. Like the arrows in the hand of a warrior, so are the children of one's youth. Happy is the man who has his quiver full of them.
--Psalm 127:3-5