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How is it that every chick i walk up to has a smile on their face?
is this because of the choice women i have screwd with they have told all their friends how amazing in bed i am and word has gotten around?
or is it because of my height and they entail long things to go along with other long things?
could it be this bulge in my pants? that looks like a mountain coming out of the ground? and when i explode women yell "ITS ERUPTING" and head for the hills?
could it be because when i went as a pirate last year for halloween i would tell people i am "long john silver" and in the overcrowded bar they everytime somehow overheard "long dong silver"?
See Fronk fact is i dont tap women in the industry, or let alone hang with losers like yourself, i have a rep to keep up. again i said it before ill say it again while you losers sit at home worrying about what im doing while you masterbate a player like me sets a date.
10/10, thats my average woman. im like a steam engine over here because of all the hot women i am around.
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