Less funny to you i think.
So this sales rep chick we all know told me yesterday that last year or something you banged her sales rep friend. Someone we also all know but ofcourse i'm not gonna mention names. Anyway, i was told the opposite of what you always tell funny enough.
You have a small cock
Well i didnt really hear it directly like that but it was more you guys were fucking, dick kept slipping out...couldnt get real hard, she didnt feel much etc...
Well isnt that something...
Could that whole big cock thing of you have to with being highly insecure (for a reason

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