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Cheshire · 02-27-2003, 06:16 PM

Breaking News!

King Friday has been apprehended with large quantities of cash, crack cocaine, and a vial containing trace amounts of arsenic. The coroner's office is scheduling a full autopsy on the stomach contents of Mr. Rogers, but at present will not give comment to the media.

This comes as no surprise to X the Owl as he has stated to CheshireKat Post reporter that jealousy had always surrounded the Neighborhood of Make Believe, and that it was directly following Mr. Rogers' moved uptown late in 2002 that King Friday began to exibit erratic behaviors. After the Trolly was reposesed by the bank, it prompted the opening of Henrietta the Pussycat's 'PussyCat PussyLounge' assisted by the now openly gay Prince Tuesday as an attempt to increase revenue through tourism. Resulting from King Friday's third drug offense Queen Sara filed for divorce, and Probation officer McFeely states it marked the King's final decent into maddness.

This is an unfortunate developement, and will be followed closely.

02-27-2003, 06:16 PM
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Breaking News! King Friday has been apprehended with large quantities of cash, crack cocaine, and a vial containing trace amounts of arsenic. The coroner's office is scheduling a full autopsy on the stomach contents of Mr. Rogers, but at present will not give comment to the media. This comes as no surprise to X the Owl as he has stated to CheshireKat Post reporter that jealousy had always surrounded the Neighborhood of Make Believe, and that it was directly following Mr. Rogers' moved uptown late in 2002 that King Friday began to exibit erratic behaviors. After the Trolly was reposesed by the bank, it prompted the opening of Henrietta the Pussycat's 'PussyCat PussyLounge' assisted by the now openly gay Prince Tuesday as an attempt to increase revenue through tourism. Resulting from King Friday's third drug offense Queen Sara filed for divorce, and Probation officer McFeely states it marked the King's final decent into maddness. This is an unfortunate developement, and will be followed closely. __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 02-27-2003 at 06:25 PM..