Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Flatlanders (Illinois natives, namely from the Chicago suburbs) are prone to buying up our excellent yet reasonably priced land then fucking up our lakes and other natural resources with vile waterbourne parasites. They also have a terrible habit of over estimating the greatness and importance of their pizza (any city that has a large Italian community is going to have some killer pizza places), hot dogs (no matter how you slice them and dice them, they are still made out of meat that was not good enough to go into pet food) and sports teams (especially the bears).