9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out
My gf takes forever to shop, so I usually grab a magazine off the rack and go sit down in a chair and read, sometimes I even grab a pop. Haven't been kicked out yet 
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“If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other.”
-- Ulysses S. Grant
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