I was at WWE Smackdown last night in London. Watch it this Thursday on TV and maybe you'll see me in the crowd. I'll be the one sitting down yawning with the "I just paid $9 for a beer and they won't let me take it into the stands" look on my face.
I'll be sitting beside my friend with the "I just paid $42 for this ticket and the Rock and Hulk Hogan didn't even show up" look on his face.
P.S. Wrestling looks even worse in real life than it does on TV. Hard to believe.
