05-07-2008, 11:57 PM
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Disruptive Innovator
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Vegas
Posts: 4,230
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lol @ this privacy policy i made years ago
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Privacy Policy
We have created this sites privacy policy to demonstrate our firm commitment to your insecurity and the total unacknowledged invasion of your privacy. This is the patriot act 2 of privacy policies. Honest, it's for your own good, trust us !
Cookies
We like cookies
Especially big fresh cookies
We give cookies, we take cookies, analyze cookie makeup and content. Learn your on line habits to serve you ads to increase our revenue, among other top secret proprietary techniques, backed by billionaires everywhere.
Sharing and Usage
We will try our best to share, sell, or rent individual personal information to anyone without your advance permission, thats right it don't even have to be ordered by a court of law. Information submitted to us is only available to lord knows who. We manage this information for purposes of profiting off of you. By accessing this site you give budzsack.com and its owners and affiliates permission to spam you, conduct sneak and peek searches of your computer, monitor your emails, chats, ims, web cams, use your computer resources for our own needs, and anything else on your computer or around it that we want for periods of 15 days without prior notification for periods up to infinity as long as you don't find out.
How can you stop this policy from taking effect
Simple you can't
As you read this we are probably probing your computer and brain while trying to squeeze money out of you! Resistance is futile we are the new world disorder. All your base are belong to us! Knowing is half the battle.
Privacy Policy Changes
This policy was created years before you read it.
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