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But seriously...I don't know how old I was, I'm thinking about 3.
I was playing in my sandbox in my backyard, this was back in the day when you could leave a kid alone in a sandbox in his own yard...anyway I remember this rock came crawling towards me.
Freaked my shit out. I ran as fast as I could and I swore that motherfucker was right behind me.
I hit the gate that led to the carport, and it felt like one of those horror movies where the monster is coming up right behind you and the camera does that weird optical effect where you stay in focus and the background zooms in behind you.
I got through that gate and into the kitchen where my mother was, and I was busting some serious tears out.
Looking back now I know that big ass monster was nothing but a snail...lol...but to a kid that was some freaky ass freddie krueger type shit.
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