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-- Excerpt from my short story titled, I fucked your girlfriend !Bitch! --
Me: You know what?
You: What?
Me: I've seen a few ex girlffriends, wives sites!
You: So what, fuck you!
Me: fuckovermyex.com is the real deal
You: Dickface, most of the ex gf's and wife sites are real user submitted.
Me: Oh yeah, Why the fuck are the girls pictured in bath tubs with perfectly straightened hair? Getting banged out with jewelry on. Have perfect lipstick in a blowjob shot. And why the fuck do they all have perfect bodies 9 times out of 10?
You: Really ass clown, my chick has a perfect body and blows me right after she straigtens her hair, then takes a bath, and puts on lipstick.
Me: You got a point, except the perfect body part
You: what the fuck does that mean?
Me: check out fuckovermyex isn't that your chic! What? You act like you never seen the ass cheeks of a clown. (refers to Avatar)
You: fuck you creep - arnt you the guy whos building that site, what was it called mygirlfrienddiedbutwestillfuck(dot)cum or some shit.
Me: Noooooooo, umm Yes ... Sooo
[disclaimer: the domain "mygirlfrienddiedbutwestillfuck(dot)cum " is fictional, and the word died is not used in its literal meaning but rather to describe her mental mind state, any association between this domain and your own twisted thoughts makes you the sick fuck]
-- excerpt concluded --
shit rocks!
Pas homies
givin just one last bump - in my own special way.
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