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Originally Posted by spanky part 2
I would go on tv on day one and say "we won the war!" Then start bringing the boys home on day 2.
Day 3 I would nationalize the oil and energy industry.
Day 4 same thing for health care.
Day 5 I would start a huge project with all the money saved from the war and rebuild our infrastructure using ONLY US companies and workers.
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day 6, you'd have your name officially changed to hugo chavez
day 10-439579384583985794385743 - the us would petition every 7th day for chinese food aid, which it'd get some rice out of, and every 12th day for inclusion in the african democratic community, which it would be denied for economical reasons.