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SykkBoy · 04-29-2008, 02:08 PM

Coming back from lunch today, my foot "accidentally" pushed on the gas pedal too hard and in some freak move, the care managed to surpass 80 miles per hour....

anyways, a cop noticed my situation and decided to let me know about it by flashing his lights at me...

I was thinking "shit, I don't have boobs, so probably not going to be able to talk my way out of this ticket"

Well, in reaching for my registration and proof of insurance, I bump the stereo with my head and the music goes louder...I happened to be listening to SLAYER's "Reign In Blood"
so, the cop approaches and I hear him say "SLAYER" in that way all Slayer fans approach each other. he then proceeds to tell me he loves the band and that album is a classic. So, I figure "here goes nothing" and tell him "yeah, listening to it while driving gets me a little pumped and sometimes I tend to hit the gas a little harder". He then hands me back my license, etc. and says "no problem. Just keep it at the speed limit and have a nice day"

What luck to be stopped by the one cop that loves Slayer, haha

04-29-2008, 02:08 PM
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	I got stopped by the coolest cop... Coming back from lunch today, my foot "accidentally" pushed on the gas pedal too hard and in some freak move, the care managed to surpass 80 miles per hour.... anyways, a cop noticed my situation and decided to let me know about it by flashing his lights at me... I was thinking "shit, I don't have boobs, so probably not going to be able to talk my way out of this ticket" Well, in reaching for my registration and proof of insurance, I bump the stereo with my head and the music goes louder...I happened to be listening to SLAYER's "Reign In Blood" so, the cop approaches and I hear him say "SLAYER" in that way all Slayer fans approach each other. he then proceeds to tell me he loves the band and that album is a classic. So, I figure "here goes nothing" and tell him "yeah, listening to it while driving gets me a little pumped and sometimes I tend to hit the gas a little harder". He then hands me back my license, etc. and says "no problem. Just keep it at the speed limit and have a nice day" What luck to be stopped by the one cop that loves Slayer, haha __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”