When I was younger I use to do a lot of home improvement work with my Dad in Manhattan, and frequently in homo apartments. One dude would constantly fart, I mean CONSTANTLY! Fuckin' up the whole atmosphere in the place. One day my father got pissed and asked the dude what the fuck his problem was. Turned out dudes ass hole was stretched and fucked up and he couldn't hold them in... plus sometimes it was squirts we were smelling and not just farts. He had no control over it and didn't give a fuck either. Good thing the pay was great, but still.... 
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