Originally Posted by Libertine

Oddly enough, I only got suspended once, and never got expelled.

The thing I got suspended for was skipping half a year of school.

The things that had no consequences whatsoever:
- bringing a spacecake to school and giving it to half a dozen people, who all got high as fuck (spacecake was taken by the principal, and given back at the end of the day)
- snorting meth in chemistry class (teacher told me I should work that hard more often)
- getting caught having sex with a 14 year old girl in an empty classroom (teacher asked if I and the girl were dating... wtf?!)
- drinking beer during Latin class (teacher told me I could, as long as I kept working)
- doing a striptease during Ancient Greek (teacher told me to put my clothes back on)
etc.

It's a wonder I ever made it to university.