Never suspended, was almost arrested my freshman year of high school though.
The k-9 police officer had his suv parked next to a group of picnic tables we sat at while waiting for the bell to ring at the end of PE. His dog was in the back seat with the window cracked, barking like crazy at the 40 some odd kids standing around.
After a minute the dog-cop-guy came up to us and picked me out of the group, said he recognized my shoes from underneath the suv and I had been standing right next to the vehicle antagonizing his animal. Now not I or anyone else got near the vehicle, the dog was freaking scary.
He searched and handcuffed me and I sat in the principals office for a while, but he got a 911 call and decided not to arrest me. I missed the bus because of this and had to call my parents to come pick me up, my mom and my grandma who happened to be visiting came and got me then drove to the police station. They spent the better part of an hour in the police chiefs office screaming at the dog-cop-guy, the chief made him come out and apologize to me, lol.
What's really funny, the following year of school, I was sitting in class and overheard "did you hear about that kid last year that got arrested for trying to have sex with a police dog?"
Got to love the way gossip evolves.
