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I came home one night shit-faced drunk and decided that I wanted some boiled eggs. I throw about a half dozen onto the stove and ended up passing out on the couch. I woke up to thinking the house was burning down. The water had evaporated and there were 6 burnt to the crisp eggs still frying away. Only a couple burst but it took forever to get the smell out of my house.
I also was a genius and thought I could get a quick meal by sticking an egg (whole) into the microwave. It only made sense that it would cook it faster, right? Wrong! That shit blew up all over my microwave and a couple pieces of egg shrapnel hit me and gave me some pretty serious burns.
Eggs are dangerous, mkay.
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