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bronco67 · 04-28-2008, 07:37 AM

That is, never walk away from one -- or three -- while you are trying to get work done.

I put the last 3 eggs in pot and left them on the stove while I answered a client call. I had to do some annoying After Effects work for about a half hour while my breakfast was going to hell. I heard one pop, but I thought it was the dog fucking around.

Then it went boom and I rushed upstairs from my den to find egg chunks all over the kitchen. Luckily I have a Chocolate Labrador Disposal unit, and he went to work on the floor. I spent 30 minutes picking pieces from the ceiling and walls, and I'm sure I'll be finding chunks for the next year.

Always stay with your boiling eggs if you get easily distracted like me.

04-28-2008, 07:37 AM
bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	I've learned a valuable lesson about boiling eggs That is, never walk away from one -- or three -- while you are trying to get work done. I put the last 3 eggs in pot and left them on the stove while I answered a client call. I had to do some annoying After Effects work for about a half hour while my breakfast was going to hell. I heard one pop, but I thought it was the dog fucking around. Then it went boom and I rushed upstairs from my den to find egg chunks all over the kitchen. Luckily I have a Chocolate Labrador Disposal unit, and he went to work on the floor. I spent 30 minutes picking pieces from the ceiling and walls, and I'm sure I'll be finding chunks for the next year. Always stay with your boiling eggs if you get easily distracted like me.