Originally Posted by campimp

i didnt realize the president really did too much

what i would try to do...

1) make it job #1 to figure a way to get off the oil, make it national importance like when we spent god know how much money on getting a man in space. if not get all the way off it, at least to the point where we could get by on what we produced along with some mexican oil
2) tell the middle east to go fuck themselves and sell that shit somewhere else
3) tell israel we did our part to help them out.. now they are on the own
4) randomly drop a few million laptops with satellite internet connection into north korean communities
5) let the mexicans work in the country as much as they want so the lazy americans can keep playiing xbox all day and still have a pretty looking lawn. in exchange we will accept all their oil at a 50% discount
6) play a lot of golf with bill clinton and OJ
7) then go fuck some interns