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BradM · 04-24-2008, 12:29 PM

Nearly every single night while sleeping, there are a flock of ducks that land by my apartment and go fucking ballistic. Not only are they loud and annoying but they smell AWFUL.

My wife and I have tried to find them but we can't. We hear them, get up and go hunting and come up empty handed.

So we started keeping note of times, and when it happened.

We noticed a pattern. The ducks only come out after we have had mexican food, and I eat beans.

Hmmmmmmm anyone know what the fuck is going on?

04-24-2008, 12:29 PM
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	The DUCKS in my apartment complex driving me nuts Nearly every single night while sleeping, there are a flock of ducks that land by my apartment and go fucking ballistic. Not only are they loud and annoying but they smell AWFUL. My wife and I have tried to find them but we can't. We hear them, get up and go hunting and come up empty handed. So we started keeping note of times, and when it happened. We noticed a pattern. The ducks only come out after we have had mexican food, and I eat beans. Hmmmmmmm anyone know what the fuck is going on?