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Old 04-20-2008, 08:56 PM  
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Originally Posted by CunningStunt View Post
I'd hit it
Now see, here's a man who understands the true secret of muscle women. A) Their vaginal muscles are probably twice as powerful as a regular chicks', and so every time you fuck it'd be like banging a virgin, and 2) If you're feeling experimental you can use her unusually enlarged clitoris for anal penetration.

And lest we forget that if your car breaks down, you won't need a tow truck because I guarantee that this beautiful bodybuilder could push it down the highway at 60 mph (that's 96 kph for my metric friends). Really, it's a win-win situation until she crushes your spine during a bad break-up.
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