ah the old urban legend peanut butter stories,
the version i heard is where the chick came home after work on her birthday and settled into a nice peanut butter session with her "lap dog" and it turns out that one of her friends had thrown her a surprize birthday party. She was halfway thru and everyone burst into the room to yell happy birthday and there she was laying on the sofa, legs spread with her little doggie lapping away.
