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Originally Posted by punker barbie
to be honest, i really don't care about money (my current bf is a fulltime student). what really matters is that my man has a king king dick and a hurricane tongue
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Oh shit - I want a girlfriend who will post that about me!
Are there exercises that will get your tongue to be a, "hurricane"???
God damn that sounds hot. Your bf is very very lucky!
Why can't I find you when you are single?
If I could find a girl to say that about me . . . I would walk around with a t-shirt that says, "I have a hurricane tongue" on the front and "I have a king king dick" on the back. I bet it will help me get the ladies!
Hell, even PB might get curious if I walked into the room with a t-shirt that said that!
I might just order that t-shirt and tell everyone that some hottie said that about me.
PB - you know you are hot. Let the other opinions float to the bottom.