John is having problems pleasing his wife, so he goes to see a sex doctor. The doctor tells him he?ll do better in bed if he masturbates before having sex. John leaves, and on his way home, he decides he?ll have sex with his wife as soon as he gets there. So he finds a nice open spot on the side of the road and pulls over. He gets under the car, closes his eyes and proceeds to "check the axle." About five minutes later, he feels a tug on his pants, and not wanting to come out to see who?s there, he asks, "Who is it?"
"It?s the police. What do you think
you?re doing?"
With his eyes still closed, John replies, "I?m checking my car?s axle."
The cop says, "Well, you?d better check your brakes, too, because your car rolled down the hill five minutes ago."
Oz