Originally Posted by munki

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.


The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.


John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.


The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon



He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.