I haven't tried ASP before but I can tell you I don't like PHP much either. I hate having to do $ and ->.
My other gripe is having to do $this->blah(). If the function doesn't exist in the current scope then check the class you dumb fuck.
And also:
$IAmATempVariableBecausePHPSucks = functionThatReturnsValue();
echo $IAmATempVariableBecausePHPSucks[0];
Instead of:
functionThatReturnsValue()[0];
It seems like all the really cool languages don't work well because they can't be deployed easily to the web backend.
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